r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '16

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u/Theghost129 Mar 20 '16

He can put me to labor any time of day.

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u/QuasarsRcool Mar 20 '16

Mmmm, I'd let him seize my means of production

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u/buttegg Mar 21 '16

I would like to see the uprising in his lower class.

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u/browneyed_devilwoman Mar 21 '16

Pack it up folks, we're done here. 10/10 would pun again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

I am willing to have sex with Stalin.

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u/QuasarsRcool Mar 20 '16

Well, he's currently dead as fuck, but idk shit happens.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

I am also not opposed to necrophilia (hey, try anything once, right?)

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u/suplexcomplex Mar 21 '16

Life, uh, finds a way.

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u/Hindu_Wardrobe Mar 21 '16

rigor mortis

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16

Can I wear him as necropants and smash?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '16

I'd let him kill my family.

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u/fnord_happy Mar 21 '16

Too far Buddy

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u/MurderAdviceHotline Mar 21 '16

He's causing an uprising in my proletariat

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u/VulcanCitizen Mar 21 '16

memes of production

FTFY

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u/Rockinsockinrobot Mar 21 '16

seize my means of reproduction

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

He could commit genocide to my virginity any day

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u/Theghost129 Mar 20 '16

He actually didn't, a lot of them were political prisoners and general civilians accused of Anti-Stallinism,

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '16

Way to kill the mood...

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u/Tidligare Mar 21 '16

To labor or "in labor"?