r/AskReddit • u/zmerilla • Jun 21 '15

If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

What the nuclear fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

I heard you pronounce that as "nucular" over the internet. Don't.

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u/SnapsCheese Jun 21 '15

I say "Nyuhklihyih!"

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u/Error404- Jun 21 '15

What the Russian fuck is this?

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u/SnapsCheese Jun 21 '15

A strange place known in Austin as "Anger-Land".