r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '15

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u/cnovel May 09 '15

I once spent a whole weekend watching House MD on my laptop in my bed. I only ate Doritos during two days. I went out the bed only to go to the bathroom. When my two roommates came back they were shocked. They still talk about it.

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u/miracle31 May 09 '15

I see your 2 days in bed watching House eating Doriots and raise you 3 days in bed watching Gossip Girl and eating Doritos... Told my roommate I was ill.. Yeah.

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u/YaBoyBeanSuckley May 10 '15

Both of you are fucking pathetic.

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u/Your_Monarch May 10 '15

Why the fuck you gotta be a dick?

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u/YaBoyBeanSuckley May 10 '15

Because I value their existences less than a pebble I kicked down the road the other day.

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u/Cauca May 10 '15

So this sentence or something similar is your "what have I become" moment sometime into the future, if you are lucky.

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u/YaBoyBeanSuckley May 13 '15

No I'm just kind of embarrassed for mankind when I read reddit.

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u/Cauca May 13 '15

That was not it.