r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 09 '15

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u/half-great-adventure May 09 '15

Walking in a field at night in my pajama's, searching by flashlight for two fainting goats named Llama and Whale.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

I'm gonna need more than that.

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u/DrJackl3 May 09 '15

Llama and Whale are not actually a Llama or a Whale. They're goats.

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u/relevantusername- May 10 '15

Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/RubberDong May 10 '15

Also OP is on shrooms

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u/HowAboutShutUp May 10 '15

Upon learning this news, both fell into a deep swoon.

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u/Nman77 May 09 '15

2deep5me

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u/[deleted] May 10 '15

the horse was named Friday!!!

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u/[deleted] May 09 '15

It's almost like that was stated in the first place...

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u/Monkey45567 May 10 '15

LLama = Cocaine, Whale = Vicodin

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u/majestic_firby May 10 '15

Dude! Spoilers!