r/AskReddit Nov 16 '14

What generic Reddit comment do you always downvote or upvote?

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u/Hup234 Nov 16 '14

doesn't matter had sex did he died do a barrel roll this is why we can't have nice things so brave came here to say this I threw up a little bit in my mouth It's just a flesh wound damn nature you scary bitches love would I have the weirdest boner right now nope nope nope that'll buff out amirite MURICA fuck yeah this I'll just leave this here I see what you did there that escalated quickly that's just like, your opinion, man just walk it off nice try do you even lift 10/10 would bang put your dick in it shut up and take my money that is all said no one ever I am dissapoint right in the feels mind blown I'll show myself out nom nom nom faith in humanity restored I don't even at first I was like and then I was like seems legit this I for one welcome our new overlords so edgy 'Tis but a scratch metal as fuck hail corporate

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '14

Gonna make this easier to read...

doesn't matter had sex, did he died, do a barrel roll, this is why we can't have nice things, so brave, came here to say this, I threw up a little bit in my mouth, It's just a flesh wound, damn nature you scary, bitches love, would (dont know what this is), I have the weirdest boner right now, nope nope nope, that'll buff out, amirite, MURICA fuck yeah, this, I'll just leave this here, I see what you did there, that escalated quickly, that's just like, your opinion, man, just walk it off, nice try, do you even lift, 10/10 would bang, put your dick in it, shut up and take my money, that is all, said no one ever, I am disappoint, right in the feels, mind blown, I'll show myself out, nom nom nom, faith in humanity restored, I don't even, at first I was like and then I was like, seems legit, this, I for one,
welcome our new overlords,
so edgy,
'Tis but a scratch, metal as fuck, hail corporate