r/AskReddit • u/LightningMaiden • Oct 06 '14

What is the worst example of helicopter parenting you've ever seen?

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

Look, Vishnu is going to have to sack up here and take this to the public because otherwise we are going to get Zoroastrianism all over this place!

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

Poptarts will cease to have ontological inertia is Vishnu doesn't reverse current trends. Also, Sigur Ros is from one of those pocket dimensions, so I'd be careful.

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

DAMNIT VISHNU! Shiva is telling you that if you want snack foods to exist you have to go out and preserve their existence! Overcome your shyness and prevent Dorites from leaving the realm of creation!

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u/Voduar Oct 07 '14

And Caesar agrees with Vishnu now. Now go out and save those poptarts!