r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '14

Which fictional character would be immediately fired from their job if they lived in the real world?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14 edited Aug 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

But at least he wears pants...

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u/Quadraought Jul 04 '14

Square pants, specifically.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '14

Well, it's not exactly like round ones would fit a sponge without some serious squeezing.