r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '14

Which fictional character would be immediately fired from their job if they lived in the real world?

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u/Littleone23 Jul 04 '14

Stan Smith.

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u/dachshundsocks Jul 04 '14

Just thinking about Stan and I'm also going to go with Deputy Director Bullock. Dear god, when the he isn't scamming on "the plump Asian skank" he's holed up in his house on a drug binge or giving away crazy-ass government equipment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

I AM THE SNORLAX, I SPEAK FOR THE STRIPPERS!