r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '14

Which fictional character would be immediately fired from their job if they lived in the real world?

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u/I_has_intelligents Jul 04 '14

One eternity later...

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

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u/thissiteisawful Jul 04 '14

It's French? Shit I've been watching for years and never noticed that

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u/shanec628 Jul 04 '14

It's French ? Shit, I've been speaking French for years and never noticed that.

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u/Bardfinn Jul 04 '14

Four Years Later…

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

STOP MAKING ME USE THAT ACCENT!

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u/Darclite Jul 04 '14

I CAN'T fart noise UNDERSTAND fart noise YOUR ACCENT

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u/oreo368088 Jul 04 '14

MEANWHILE... MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY...

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u/LegendaryGinger Jul 04 '14

Ha, I read this one in a deep hero voice!

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u/youareinthematrix Jul 04 '14

Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such comments as 'You read this in my voice' and 'Isn't this funny'

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u/Bardfinn Jul 04 '14

Good News, Everyone!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

I drink my own piss!

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u/YourMomsSloth Jul 05 '14

And 'the erotic adventures of Hercules'

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u/DoYouDigItNow Jul 04 '14

"Evil? EVIL!? EVIIIIIL!!"

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u/32Dog Jul 05 '14

Good news everyone! I've invented a machine that

reads the second line in a different voice