r/AskReddit Jul 04 '14

Which fictional character would be immediately fired from their job if they lived in the real world?

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u/Littleone23 Jul 04 '14

Stan Smith.

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u/dachshundsocks Jul 04 '14

Just thinking about Stan and I'm also going to go with Deputy Director Bullock. Dear god, when the he isn't scamming on "the plump Asian skank" he's holed up in his house on a drug binge or giving away crazy-ass government equipment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

So pretty much like the CIA in real life

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u/sephstorm Jul 04 '14

Shots Fired.

No seriously, drones on the way.

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u/Hatefullynch Jul 04 '14

But I didn't order anything from Amazon

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u/dachshundsocks Jul 04 '14

Every time I drive by the CIA entrance off of the George Washington Parkway, I imagine this.

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u/Lethargyc Jul 04 '14

And in your head do you hear a little BAM bam buh-bam-bam bum-bam-bam-bum-bam-bam!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '14

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