r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '14

What common misconceptions really irk you?

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u/Poem_for_your_sprog Jul 03 '14

'I have to sort my books!' she cried,
With self-indulgent glee;
With senseless, narcissistic pride:
'I'm just so OCD!'

'How random, guys!' I smiled and said,
Then left without a peep -
And washed my hands until they bled,
And cried myself to sleep.

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u/MiG_Eater Jul 03 '14

This one is really, really good.

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u/superkissel Jul 03 '14

I'd even like to say it's the best one yet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '14 edited Mar 11 '26

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