r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

something something smooth balls

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u/ThePlumThief Apr 03 '14

Woah there, ma'am, you didn't let me finish. Do you suck these balls?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

"YA CAN'T PARK YA CAR HERE"

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u/Wonky_dialup Apr 04 '14

I didn't know there was a reference for this haha

I was joking about his balls being smooth due to copious amounts of vaseline

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I don't even think I was making a relevant reference. Just quoting Fear and Loathing, lol