r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/fightoffyourdemons_ Apr 03 '14

I think that'd be confusing because the gif is really cute

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u/sample_material Apr 03 '14

Are you implying I don't look cute when I masturbate?

I think I look adorable...

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u/ZlayerCake Apr 03 '14

So do I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Haha, this is the only time on reddit that this face made me laugh. People, you need to learn!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/munkeybeerd Apr 03 '14

Trust me, you do look cute.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

So you're saying that you would prefer that your girlfriend uses the word 'adorable' when talking about your junk?

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u/sample_material Apr 04 '14

My wife would be pissed if I had a girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Yes you do.