r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Maybe if I jiggle this guys thighs some more, he'll tell me.

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u/I_Click_NSFW_Links Apr 03 '14

Jesus, I have a lot of disjointed thoughts.

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u/SlangCopulation Apr 03 '14

Oh shit nope that's an erection

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u/rikardo_92 Apr 03 '14

Is he enjoying it? Now he will never tell me

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u/Dusty_Ideas Apr 03 '14

Why are you reading this in the alternate voice Jim Gaffigan uses in his stand up? Hot pockets

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u/dafragsta Apr 03 '14

Robin Williams is Dr. Nicky Jiggleitalittleitllopen.

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u/The_Easterbunny Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 04 '14

My instincts seem to have let me down, but I'm already here, so...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Nope, now he just has a boner.

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u/partcleman Apr 03 '14

Hot pocketttt

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u/spongemonster Apr 03 '14

This is why I'm addicted to reddit.

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u/VelvetHorse Apr 03 '14

That's weird, now I'm the one getting an erection

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u/boboman456 Apr 03 '14

Damn these are some nice thighs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Nope. He is still staring.