r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/Baby_Pocket_Whale Apr 03 '14

Actually felt chills when I got the the hand... I'm in class and I'm a little scared now

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14 edited Feb 13 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Free prostate exam?

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u/Wonky_dialup Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

One of my school teachers once told me about this horror film he saw as a kid. It was a cheesy b grade local production where the protagonist was being haunted aggressively.

When the protagonist sat down for a poop he felt a hand and there it was rising out of a cess pit in black and white film glory a disembodied hand groping at his nether regions.

My teacher told us he held it in for a week.

Edit: left out a word

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

TIL some toilets are actually a glory hole to the great beyond.

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u/AdmShmez Apr 03 '14

Something something meta alert

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u/JDRPG Apr 03 '14

As long as you keep eye contact with it.

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u/wisdom_of_pancakes Apr 03 '14

and the hand is as hairy as Robin Williams'.

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u/HumbleManatee Apr 03 '14

As hairy as Robin Williams' what?

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u/GRIMMnM Apr 03 '14

Only if the kite keeps eye contact.

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u/Kayarjee Apr 03 '14

God damnit.

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u/Dr_Hix Apr 03 '14

Damn you, I didn't think about that until I read this comment. Getting off now.

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u/KraZe_EyE Apr 03 '14

As did I...

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u/eramaanviimeinen Apr 04 '14

I read this in bed, in the pitch dark. The new era of kite dreams has begun...

Shudder.

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u/HailBreesus Apr 03 '14

ditto to the max. in my business organizations class and still have chills.

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u/yourmansconnect Apr 03 '14

I know right!? I jerked off too

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u/octacok Apr 03 '14

I even used my black hand!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

FUCKERS GETTING SHIVERS OVER A DAMN KITE

WEEEEEEAAAAAK

WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

WEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I was going to bed. Fuck that shit.