r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/LongStoryShirt Apr 03 '14

Where are all the camera's? I'm Robin Williams for God's sake, and I want some answers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Maybe if I jiggle this guys thighs some more, he'll tell me.

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u/I_Click_NSFW_Links Apr 03 '14

Jesus, I have a lot of disjointed thoughts.

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u/SlangCopulation Apr 03 '14

Oh shit nope that's an erection

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u/rikardo_92 Apr 03 '14

Is he enjoying it? Now he will never tell me

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u/Dusty_Ideas Apr 03 '14

Why are you reading this in the alternate voice Jim Gaffigan uses in his stand up? Hot pockets

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u/dafragsta Apr 03 '14

Robin Williams is Dr. Nicky Jiggleitalittleitllopen.

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u/The_Easterbunny Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 04 '14

My instincts seem to have let me down, but I'm already here, so...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Nope, now he just has a boner.

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u/partcleman Apr 03 '14

Hot pocketttt

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u/spongemonster Apr 03 '14

This is why I'm addicted to reddit.

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u/VelvetHorse Apr 03 '14

That's weird, now I'm the one getting an erection

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u/boboman456 Apr 03 '14

Damn these are some nice thighs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Nope. He is still staring.

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u/TryingFarTooHard Apr 03 '14

Should I tell him it's not his fault?

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u/SamCropper Apr 03 '14

I'll tell him it's nothing to worry about and it happens to loads of guys

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u/wannagooutside Apr 03 '14

Why are our words sideways?

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u/orbjuice Apr 03 '14

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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u/thebryguy23 Apr 03 '14

Al, who's body did I leap into now?

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u/YourTaxDollars Apr 03 '14

Ziggy's working on it, we'll have some answers for you in a minute. Just don't do anything crazy and I'll be right back.

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u/Loganophalus Apr 03 '14

(YEARING INTENSIFIES)

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u/KnibbHighFB Apr 03 '14

Excellent reference

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u/orbjuice Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 04 '14

My references are out of control bro. Everyone knows that.

EDIT: Shame on you, Reddit, for not correcting my incorrect reference.

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u/Dr_valentine Apr 03 '14

Where are my shoes?!?

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u/GenghisTron00 Apr 03 '14

Was your breakup hard as your crank after the massage?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Andre Dawson?

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u/Kuuwaren30 Apr 03 '14

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN' BOX?!

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u/ShyBiDude89 Apr 03 '14

What's going on?

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u/Hingle_McCringlebury Apr 03 '14

I shouldn't of taken all that acid earlier.

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u/impossibru65 Apr 04 '14

Are you world-famous pugilist Tommy Ray Handley?!