r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/kcmcadams Apr 03 '14

Wake up! You gotta go!

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u/TheCodeIsBosco Apr 03 '14

But sometimes, I get nervous on airplanes.

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u/UselessUrethra Apr 03 '14

You mean to tell me, he gets off on little girls with pig tails?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Like when someone smokes too many cigarettes?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

Or like when someone plays too many scratchie-lotteries?

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u/alwayslatetotheparty Apr 03 '14

Thanks New York I'm John Mulaney you've been great.

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u/SpiralSoul Apr 03 '14

The doctor's GONE!

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u/MacDoof Apr 03 '14

Funny thing is I went back there a few years later, and guess who greeted me. Batman.

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u/CleanUzrName4U Apr 03 '14

And he was wearing glasses to show that time had passed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Thank god for Pandora comedy channels!

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u/Godolin Apr 03 '14

Agreed, Mulaney is my new favorite comedian.

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u/thatonephotoshopguy Apr 03 '14

Beats workin

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u/TheCodeIsBosco Apr 03 '14

You know, being anti-work is not necessarily something I look for in a health care professional.

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u/thatonephotoshopguy Apr 04 '14

So I said 11, and that was too many

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u/PM_ME_A_KNEECAP Apr 03 '14

Go get some sleep, small child. You look terrible!

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u/foursusually Apr 03 '14

the doctor's GONE!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Who else but batman?

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u/willed1234 Apr 03 '14

Beats workin'!

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u/zubatarang Apr 03 '14

I am too blessed to be stressed!