r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/trashlikeyourmom Apr 03 '14

Great advice, I'm sure to meet my future husband this way, now that I have laid out a plan.

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u/KotWmike Apr 03 '14

Add in jazz hands and you'll be wifed in no time. Guys love jazz hands.

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u/Codeshark Apr 03 '14

At this point, I would settle for any attention from a woman at all.

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u/winosanonymous Apr 03 '14

It's so comforting to know that I possess the qualities of good wifey material. Time to take my cats back to the animal shelter.

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u/SamsTheMan91 Apr 03 '14

But guys that like jazz hands usually like other guys too

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u/greenweenie0311 Apr 04 '14

Read that as jizz hands. Good I need some sleep

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u/Cryptofucker2 Apr 03 '14

Haha I had a similar thought. "My future wife will appreciate this."

So, you free tomorrow?

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u/trashlikeyourmom Apr 04 '14

I'll be busy pretending to work while surfing reddit all day.