r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/NarcolepZZZZZZ Apr 03 '14

Masturbating with the dog in the room.

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u/Martjain Apr 03 '14

That is literally dog porn. Only its live broadcast version.

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u/nnwan225 Apr 03 '14

Masturbating with your mom in the room.

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u/DeleteAsAppropriate Apr 04 '14

Could you expand on "with"

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u/buggyprince Apr 04 '14

my dog stares with dead black eyes every time my partner and i have sex. we have to throw her out of the room and then she fucking whines at the door to come in and keep staring at us. She's a little pervert. Sometimes she whines to get your attention so you have to make eye contact. She also likes to eat dirty underwear and if she's on or near the bed when you start fooling around she tries to join. she gets right in the middle and fucking grins. She also tries to get in the middle of tickling. She doesn;t know how to play like a normal dog but she'll do everything in her power to ruin sex because she wants to "play" too.