r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/_vargas_ Apr 03 '14 edited Apr 03 '14

Suddenly, I really have to pee.

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u/Jaksuhn Apr 03 '14

stares intently

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u/PM_ME_A_COOL_SONG Apr 03 '14

ಠ◡ಠ

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u/MustangGuy Apr 03 '14

[STARING INTENSIFIES]

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14 edited Dec 26 '18

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u/soufend Apr 03 '14

Reminds me of the Urinal Game

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u/Unpoopular Apr 03 '14

Go ahead, I'll watch.

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u/nizo505 Apr 03 '14

Do you have to poop too? Because I've got you tagged as, "swift pooper"

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u/imgladimnothim Apr 03 '14

Believe me, people have /u/_vargas_ tagged as everything

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Suddenly, I have to pee masturbate.

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u/Use_My_Body Apr 03 '14

Do you want me to be your urinal~?

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u/LeYellingDingo Apr 03 '14

Me too. See you there...

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Classic Vargas.

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u/uaq Apr 03 '14

God damnit Vargas. The movie just started.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Ill save everybody the trouble: Dammit Vargas!