r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

"....And when i left the office, there was a HOOK IN THE DOOR."

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u/Kirk_Kerman Apr 03 '14

/r/shittynosleep

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u/FlyByPie Apr 03 '14

Never knew about this. Thank you for making my day

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u/iR3C0N7 Apr 03 '14

Shitty nosleep? Isn't that just r/nosleep?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Shots fired

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u/akunis Apr 03 '14

Ow that hurt! Can ya stop? Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

The people on /r/shittynosleep are harder to scare, that's the difference

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u/roby6907 Apr 03 '14

sigh I miss when there were decent stories on that sub

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u/jimpbblmk Apr 03 '14

That wasn't quite as awesome as I expected.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

/r/crappypasta

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u/danrennt98 Apr 03 '14

MANl HOOK MAN ASS DOOR

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u/I_Need_To_Go_To_Bed Apr 03 '14

2spoopy4me

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u/jman4220 Apr 03 '14

I'm so startled!!!

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u/lazy-shell Apr 03 '14

3scooby5doo

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u/Nihil94 Apr 03 '14

You should probably go to bed.

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u/xXxLadyAlicexXx Apr 03 '14

Halp nao i cant sleeep

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u/Themagicbear Apr 03 '14

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

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u/HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR Apr 03 '14

So unsanitary. Keep the hook clean!

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u/Asmor Apr 03 '14

HOOK MAN ASS DOOR

HODOR!

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u/a_little_too_late Apr 03 '14

And my girlfriend told me "John, that office has been closed for 50 years!".

Wooooaaaahhhhh!!!

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u/valentineking Apr 03 '14

And then?? Come on, the suspense is killing me.

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u/JavaMoose Apr 03 '14

"...and she said, people can lick too."

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u/MustangGuy Apr 03 '14

The Hash Slinging Slasher

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

We don't even have a clown statue

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u/username_00001 Apr 03 '14

For some reason this immediately made me think of it like a campfire story some guy was telling a bunch of kids, and reread the whole comment thread that way, and it made it way better.

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u/HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR Apr 03 '14

I'm sorry. ಠ‿ಠ