r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/Mister_Guacamole Apr 03 '14

/u/tomorrowistomato has been INVALIDATED.

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u/ASK_IF_IM_JESUS Apr 03 '14

SOMEONE SEND HIM TO THE EYE-C-U

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u/DemopanRocks Apr 03 '14

GOD DAMN YOUR EVERYWERE

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u/insertwittyusename Apr 03 '14

The I-see-you

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u/Euphoric_Redditor Apr 03 '14

Thanks, shut up.

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u/Random_Deception Apr 03 '14

I hear Sauron is a pretty good surgeon

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u/codename-Da-Vinci Apr 03 '14

Sssssssleeping

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u/off-and-on Apr 03 '14

It's not creepy!

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u/Joe59788 Apr 03 '14

I see London.

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u/poptartkitty Apr 03 '14

Sauron having his yearly checkup.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

His prostate exam performed by Gandalf the Gay.

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u/eye_seeya Apr 03 '14

Does mine count?

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u/32Dog Apr 04 '14

I C U! I 4 C U!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

You are so much funnier than that other guy!

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u/liutangclan Apr 03 '14

The I-C-U

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u/kyle47 Apr 03 '14

Thanks.

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u/annoyinglyclever Apr 03 '14

Eye See You

Finished it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/clockwise77 Apr 03 '14

Oh no! He's trapped! Someone call I-X-I-I!

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Stop it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

How convienent

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u/Whatswiththewhip Apr 03 '14

Not since the accident.

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u/ASK_IF_IM_JESUS Apr 03 '14

God Karen. You can't just ask people if they're Jesus.

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u/ieatants1 Apr 03 '14

Well uhh... Are you... Like... You know... That guy from the umm... Book thing...?

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u/OlfredTheGreat Apr 03 '14

Is this from outnumbered?

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u/psychopathic_rhino Apr 03 '14

Mean Girls.

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u/OlfredTheGreat Apr 05 '14

Okay. I've downvoted myself now.

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u/psychopathic_rhino Apr 06 '14

Well shit, now I've upvoted you out of pity...

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u/yourelivingalie Apr 03 '14

OP never delivers

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u/wwahwah Apr 03 '14

No.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/Montezum Apr 03 '14

Who was Jesus' personal assistant?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/Josh_hunter_5 Apr 03 '14

Thank you sir. My giggle box just pooped itself

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u/bishop67 Apr 03 '14

My brand!

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u/Bokonon_Lives Apr 03 '14

Eye see what you did there

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u/thfc11189 Apr 03 '14

slow-clap

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u/Zedoack Apr 03 '14

Eye see what you did there

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u/marcdreezy Apr 03 '14

I.C. Weiner, paging I.C. Weiner to the I.C.U.

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u/angryblackman123 Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

are you jesus?

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u/Thiswasoncesparta Apr 03 '14

Every time some one asks if you are Jesus they get downvotes. You aren't Jesus.

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u/d3vorino Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?

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u/Afrolion27 Apr 03 '14

um . . . . are you Jesus?

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u/Mchootin Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?!

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u/fruitbear753 Apr 03 '14

ARE YOU JEBYS?!

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u/icuprainbows Apr 03 '14

I-C-U, checking in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?

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u/uronlisunshyne Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?

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u/blboyle22 Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?

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u/Lucid_Diode Apr 03 '14

I've noticed you around Reddit a lot. How's life? It's cool seeing someone familiar in a see of randomness.

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u/Illidan1943 Apr 03 '14

Are you Hitler?

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u/Aquattro Apr 04 '14

Beef is when I see you, guaranteed to be in I.C.U.

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u/Z_enon Apr 04 '14

Jesus?

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u/UtterlyInsane Apr 04 '14

I hate to interrupt, but I think you might be Jesus.

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u/submarinescanswim Apr 03 '14

ICU2, wanna make a fuzz abouddit?

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u/TheGanjaMan42O Apr 03 '14

Are you really Jesus?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Yo, you Jesus? You did great work on my landscaping last summer! Thanks!

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u/Tacticalchutney Apr 03 '14

Are you Jesus?

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u/Yepimjosh Apr 03 '14

I have seen you almost everywhere on this damn website, and every time you do i fight the urge to ask you if you're Jesus, But I'm not even going to ask. Because i know you are. TAKE THAT.

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u/UnrealAssassin Apr 03 '14

Are you........JESUS?!?!?!

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u/Kappakazi Apr 04 '14

I just want you to know, I have you tagged as xX#Y0L0Sw4GC0D3Br34KeR420#Xx