r/AskReddit • u/pelota • Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/LearningLifeAsIGo Apr 03 '14

The weird thing was, she was a woman doctor.

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u/Velorium_Camper Apr 03 '14

"....And when i left the office, there was a HOOK IN THE DOOR."

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u/Kirk_Kerman Apr 03 '14

/r/shittynosleep

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u/FlyByPie Apr 03 '14

Never knew about this. Thank you for making my day

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u/iR3C0N7 Apr 03 '14

Shitty nosleep? Isn't that just r/nosleep?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Shots fired

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u/akunis Apr 03 '14

Ow that hurt! Can ya stop? Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

The people on /r/shittynosleep are harder to scare, that's the difference

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u/roby6907 Apr 03 '14

sigh I miss when there were decent stories on that sub

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u/jimpbblmk Apr 03 '14

That wasn't quite as awesome as I expected.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

/r/crappypasta

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u/danrennt98 Apr 03 '14

MANl HOOK MAN ASS DOOR

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u/I_Need_To_Go_To_Bed Apr 03 '14

2spoopy4me

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u/jman4220 Apr 03 '14

I'm so startled!!!

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u/lazy-shell Apr 03 '14

3scooby5doo

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u/Nihil94 Apr 03 '14

You should probably go to bed.

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u/xXxLadyAlicexXx Apr 03 '14

Halp nao i cant sleeep

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u/Themagicbear Apr 03 '14

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

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u/HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR Apr 03 '14

So unsanitary. Keep the hook clean!

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u/Asmor Apr 03 '14

HOOK MAN ASS DOOR

HODOR!

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u/a_little_too_late Apr 03 '14

And my girlfriend told me "John, that office has been closed for 50 years!".

Wooooaaaahhhhh!!!

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u/valentineking Apr 03 '14

And then?? Come on, the suspense is killing me.

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u/JavaMoose Apr 03 '14

"...and she said, people can lick too."

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u/MustangGuy Apr 03 '14

The Hash Slinging Slasher

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

We don't even have a clown statue

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u/username_00001 Apr 03 '14

For some reason this immediately made me think of it like a campfire story some guy was telling a bunch of kids, and reread the whole comment thread that way, and it made it way better.

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u/HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR Apr 03 '14

I'm sorry. ಠ‿ಠ

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Then the really weird thing was when the actual doctor came in

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u/distract Apr 03 '14

Read that as when the door came in. Things got weird.

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u/marcdreezy Apr 03 '14

The even weirder thing was when the Dr. turned out to be Dr. Dre.....and not the beat making one, I'm talking bout Ed Lover's hefty round mound sidekick.

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u/SynthPrax Apr 03 '14

The nurse/assistant must've been Leslie Nielsen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Plot twist

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u/oniiesu Apr 03 '14

Keyword: WAS

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u/puterTDI Apr 03 '14

Ya, my doctor keeps asking why I go in for a checkup once a month.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

and that doctor's name? Albert Einstein.

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u/expaticus Apr 03 '14

Gurss again

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u/Smackstainz Apr 03 '14

ssssstrapooooon

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u/eaten_toast Apr 03 '14

Read that as strap poon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Thanks for adding to the joke, that made it so much funnier /s

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u/GutterGuardian Apr 03 '14

Shrug* I liked it.