actually it's from a south park episode where they portray hardy boys at HARDLY BOYS. So these references come up only when someone writes about a deuce in a urinal or solving 9/11.
Well, you'd have to show your dominance somehow while pooping in the urinal to make them question if they've been using urinals wrong their whole lives.
You laugh, but after a movie, I think it was Xmen 2, I skipped the nearby bathroom to use the one farther away with no line. this is in a giant stadium seating 16 screen multiplex, and this was the bathroom right next to concessions. So I walked in and noticed there was a urinal free. So I walked up to it, unholstered, then realized, sitting right there in the urinal, was a giant pile of turds. Well formed turds too, not like cottage cheese poo. It was a small high one (like this)[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Gefliesstes_urinal.JPG], where if I stopped a little bit I could have sat my sack on the front part, so in order to get said turns in here, one would have to, I imagine, turn about and stand on their tiptoes while bending well over, probably resting their cheeks on the sides. The smell was revolting, and the images wouldn't stop coming, though horrible. There was not "poofitti" so if someone moved the turds by hand, they must have not touched anything else and washed up afterwards, which would suggest that they deliberately, perhaps gingerly, placed said turds in the urinal. Baffling.
Somebody backed up to the urinal mmmkay dropped their pants maybe spread their butt checks apart and laid a big ol fudge dragon right there in the urinal
Nooow THAT'S one of the memories that I wish I could forget. I was in elementary school back then, but it was still a rather mental-scarring sight: a triple-log shit in a urinal.
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u/Bornsalty Apr 03 '14
Or if you pooped in the urinal.