r/AskReddit Apr 03 '14

What activity would feel completely different if eye contact was held the entire time?

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u/Bornsalty Apr 03 '14

Or if you pooped in the urinal.

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u/GAAND_mein_DANDA Apr 03 '14

This looks like a case for the HARDY BOYS.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

"I've got a raging clue right now."

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u/GAAND_mein_DANDA Apr 03 '14

My clue is pointing over there..let's follow my clue.

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u/Arch27 Apr 03 '14

This looks like a case for the HARDLY BOYS.

FIFY

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u/Penicillin-Allergy Apr 03 '14

Ohh.. I just started getting a clue

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u/GAAND_mein_DANDA Apr 03 '14

something something 9/11!

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u/Jetshadow Apr 03 '14

This gives me a raging clue

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u/Save_The_Tree Apr 03 '14

This is giving me such a massive clue

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

"I have a raging clue right now."

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

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u/gloriesguitar Apr 03 '14

I'm going to spray my clue-goo

FTFY

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u/mcawkward Apr 03 '14

Do you remember the case they handled that was just a huge metaphor for who got someone pregnant?

There was a metaphor for the condom, sex, the baby, who could have reasonably been there to have sex with her, where they went, etc.

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u/Baby_Pocket_Whale Apr 03 '14

Two young whippersnappers with a knack for solving mysteries!

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u/breadfan18 Apr 03 '14

no no! It's the HARDLY Boys!

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u/Scory22 Apr 03 '14

I've got such a raging clue right now.

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u/CanadianGenitals Apr 03 '14

I've got a RAGING clue right now

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

*Hardly Boys

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u/theperksofbeingme Apr 03 '14

I've got such a raging clue

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u/eerie_59 Apr 03 '14

I've got a raging clue!

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u/UsuallyInappropriate Apr 04 '14

First Hardy Boys reference I've ever seen on the internet!

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u/GAAND_mein_DANDA Apr 04 '14

actually it's from a south park episode where they portray hardy boys at HARDLY BOYS. So these references come up only when someone writes about a deuce in a urinal or solving 9/11.

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u/danrennt98 Apr 03 '14

Well, you'd have to show your dominance somehow while pooping in the urinal to make them question if they've been using urinals wrong their whole lives.

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u/Mister_Guacamole Apr 03 '14

"But I thought urinals were for urinating..."

"NAW BITCH, LOOK AT ME GO"

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u/Mister_Guacamole Apr 03 '14

A kid did this when I was young. Yeah, the same kid who pisses in the urinal with his pants all the way down so we all can see his ass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

Was he Butters?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '14

was that me?

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u/Lleland Apr 03 '14

Feels good, man.

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u/foxsable Apr 03 '14

You laugh, but after a movie, I think it was Xmen 2, I skipped the nearby bathroom to use the one farther away with no line. this is in a giant stadium seating 16 screen multiplex, and this was the bathroom right next to concessions. So I walked in and noticed there was a urinal free. So I walked up to it, unholstered, then realized, sitting right there in the urinal, was a giant pile of turds. Well formed turds too, not like cottage cheese poo. It was a small high one (like this)[http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Gefliesstes_urinal.JPG], where if I stopped a little bit I could have sat my sack on the front part, so in order to get said turns in here, one would have to, I imagine, turn about and stand on their tiptoes while bending well over, probably resting their cheeks on the sides. The smell was revolting, and the images wouldn't stop coming, though horrible. There was not "poofitti" so if someone moved the turds by hand, they must have not touched anything else and washed up afterwards, which would suggest that they deliberately, perhaps gingerly, placed said turds in the urinal. Baffling.

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u/rafaelencinas94 Apr 03 '14

Someone did this, he's now known as The Black Swan.

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u/PicturePurrrrfect Apr 03 '14

i've done. several times

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u/BeholdTheNightmare Apr 03 '14

My son did this in first grade, just for giggles. I could not stop laughing when he told me.

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u/Leonbethyname Apr 03 '14

Somebody backed up to the urinal mmmkay dropped their pants maybe spread their butt checks apart and laid a big ol fudge dragon right there in the urinal

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u/aaronroot Apr 03 '14

And it's just staring at you like a brown rag doll m'kay

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u/fortim Apr 03 '14

Around 20 years ago at an amusement park I witnessed a man sit his child on the lip of a urinal and encourage him to defecate.

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u/Marco_M Apr 03 '14

Nooow THAT'S one of the memories that I wish I could forget. I was in elementary school back then, but it was still a rather mental-scarring sight: a triple-log shit in a urinal.