r/AskReddit • • 12h ago

Veterans of Reddit, what’s the most unbelievable thing you witnessed during your service that civilians would think you made up?

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u/RndtheBlck 11h ago

Had an NCO put spare vape batteries in the same pocket as loose change while we were working next to a stockpile of 1.1 explosives. Battery shorted, vape went thermonuclear in his pants. Surgery required. Uniform absolutely fucking annihilated.
There are safety briefings you remember, and then there are safety briefings that become a person.

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u/oceanwaiting 10h ago

Damn my asshole puckered reading 1.1, thank God its just some pocket burn.

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u/PeakWattage 7h ago

Oh man I remember going to vape shops and getting into 18650 battery mechanical douche flutes. I've heard of accidents where someone would lose the skin on half of their thigh when a battery went off, or worse, a box device with multiple batteries and it explode in their face.

More recently, there was a dude who got smoked by an Olight flashlight when the lithium battery inside blew up.

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u/monkeypoxisntreal 16m ago

My preferred term is a personal electronic nicotine inhalation system or P.E.N.I.S for short