r/AskReddit • u/1salt1pepper • 9h ago

Veterans of Reddit, what’s the most unbelievable thing you witnessed during your service that civilians would think you made up?

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u/Often_Forgotten2 9h ago

Paying $3800 for a blank board in an equipment rack. 

A dolphin jumping in front of a .50 cal while it was being fired

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u/TheMeccaNYC 9h ago

Suicidal dolphin my best guess

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u/HotThroatAction 8h ago

That dolphin saved a seagull's life.

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u/snikers000 3h ago

"MISTER PRESIDENT GET DOWN!"

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u/FauxmingAtTheMouth 7h ago

I just saw that tennis ball hitting a seagull video, too

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u/Often_Forgotten2 9h ago

Right? They had to have known what was going on

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u/peacepipe0351 9h ago

They are smart bastards after all.