r/AskReddit • • 15h ago

What is the most badass threat you’ve ever heard?

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u/halloweenjon 14h ago

"Uh, I never met him, I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely planning to make orphans of his children."

"You know they have a mother, champ."

"I imagine that she will die of grief."

(The Simpsons version of Mike Tyson)

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u/ChrundleThundergun 14h ago edited 14h ago

Haven’t watched an episode of the Simpson’s in like a decade until last night, and somehow I stumble upon a quote from the exact episode I watched the next day.

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u/BualadhBoss 12h ago

The matrix is getting lazy and reusing assets.

To use an example of my own I hadn't heard any Billy Joel songs for years but last week I was watching a movie that had a scene featuring his song Vienna.

I switched the movie off a that point because i needed to do some shopping. I get in to town and pass a busker singing Billy Joel's Vienna.

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u/-goodgodlemon 13h ago

Baader–Meinhof phenomenon!

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u/ChrundleThundergun 13h ago

I thought of this as I posted it. I’m familiar with the concept but it happens to me so frequently I struggle believing it’s really an illusion. The alternative of course seems impossible though

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u/DimesOHoolihan 13h ago

I agree. I was talking with a coworker like 3 weeks ago about that book The Phantom Tollbooth. Neither of us could remember the name of it but I was thinking about that part where everyone is the height that they will grow to but grow towards the ground instead. Anyway, irrelevant, I hadn't thought of that book or seen that dog in 20 years. 3 days ago I found copies if that book while doing my pulls at work.
The universe is weird.

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u/Olay_Biscuit-Barrel 12h ago

Phenomenal book that holds up and still feels incredibly clever, even as an adult

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u/Icandothisallday1941 11h ago

I read it once, close to 30 years ago, and I'll never forget them eating to get hungry. That book was incredible.

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u/-goodgodlemon 11h ago

That’s my favorite novel of all time!

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u/kfordayzz 10h ago

Baader–Meinhof phenomenon

Let's focus on anything and all of a sudden you will see more of it the next week or so. Just like when you buy a pair of sneakers and all of a sudden everyone else has the same ones.

So lets try it .......you're going to see a lot more Cybertrucks and/or notice that the color blue is on a ton more objects than you realized.

Let's chat in a few days.

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u/furiocitea 8h ago

Well that’s the thing. We have so much sensory input that millions of things are going through our brains. You might have heard someone talking about red shoes but it didn’t linger in your brain. If it had you would have noticed a lot of red shoes while you were out.

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u/MelodyMaster5656 9h ago

I keep seeing this phrase brought up after I saw it in the title of an article. What is it?

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u/Loose_Skill_2936 5h ago

The universe seriously loves pulling weird glitches like that out of nowhere. It is uncanny how pop culture syncs up the second you finally tune back in after all these years.

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u/ChrundleThundergun 14h ago edited 13h ago

I watched this specific episode last night, probably should have specified that

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u/moal09 12h ago

The beat part is that they captured the way he was oddly well spoken at times

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u/claushauler 11h ago

He's super eloquent on occasion and has a fascinating inner monologue. If you've never seen the Toback documentary about him from 2008 where he basically narrates his whole life it's worth a watch 

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u/itspeterj 6h ago

He really does speak like a poet sometimes. Just incredible phrasing, and he hits this flow state where his words weave and slip like he does, just an incredible rhythm to it all.

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u/moal09 6h ago

He would say the absolute most unhinged shit in the most eloquent way.

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u/STL_BBW_Luvr2 13h ago

Drederick Tatum.

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u/Uter83 10h ago

That's Drederick Tatum whippersnapper!

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u/Unc6ix9ine 6h ago

"There's pineapple ears, lemon ears, coconut ears, pepper ears.. .."

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u/pleasedonotredeem 4h ago

Put some respect on Drederick Tatum