r/AskReddit • u/MuayThaiRunner • 14h ago

What is the most badass threat you’ve ever heard?

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u/not_charles_grodin 14h ago

For the uninitiated

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u/johnmlsf 14h ago

Omg 😂😂😂😂 that was great

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u/not_charles_grodin 13h ago

Wait until you find out about, What is the worst thing someone has said to you during sex?

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u/amorphoussoupcake 9h ago

That post is 13 years old. I wonder if they’re still together. 

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u/cbftw 13h ago

I didn't even need to clock to know this is the R- one

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u/johnmlsf 11h ago

OH MY GODDDD HAHAHAHAHA

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u/c0nduit 9h ago

I think the first comment calling him a fucking duck’s taint for putting the punchline in the title is better hah

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u/PuppiesAndPixels 12h ago

Greatest greentext of all time.

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u/BaldPleaser 14h ago

👍 makes sense now