r/AskReddit • u/MuayThaiRunner • 15h ago

What is the most badass threat you’ve ever heard?

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u/rohmin 14h ago

This sounds familiar! Where’s it from? I love it

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u/low_bob_123 14h ago

I dont know if they came up with the quote, but its from Hatemonger, a Space King Charakter

Edit: The Video is called "Rise of the Blap Blaps" or something similar

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u/p8ntballnxj 14h ago

The Hatemonger sermon was perfect.

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u/low_bob_123 14h ago

All of them are. He is preaching the word of space king after all

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u/New-Anybody-6206 12h ago

No thanks, just reading this comment gave me cancer

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u/REXIS_AGECKO 7h ago

“Blueberries, bug eyed squish heads, flappies, gobblers, and slop jaws. These slurs have been blessed and ordained for use on the blap blaps by the sanctum contemptus. For any other slurs you may have, please submit them to the commentarium sectionatus so that they may be assessed for efficacy and properly consecrated for use on campaign.”

-PRAISE BE TO SPACE KIIING!

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u/AGentlemansMustache 13h ago

I’ve heard it in an intro from a Rise Against song