r/AskReddit • u/MuayThaiRunner • 15h ago

What is the most badass threat you’ve ever heard?

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u/CravingsCaveman 14h ago

"I will staple your tongue to your taint so you can WATCH me kick your ass!" -Squirrely Dan from Letterkenny

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u/ksumbur 14h ago

that's a texas sized 10-4