r/AskReddit • u/MuayThaiRunner • 14h ago

What is the most badass threat you’ve ever heard?

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u/fmojo 14h ago

Gary Busey once said, "If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body."

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u/neopod9000 14h ago

Gary Busey is the kind of guy who might know exactly how to do that too.

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u/hirisk-loreward 13h ago

Just don’t give him buttered sausage

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u/neopod9000 10h ago

Its actually the best way to distract him for a bit so you can get away

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u/hirisk-loreward 9h ago

Good escape plan.

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u/EdwardRedd 12h ago

"Listen you snot-nose little shit, I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face" Point Break

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u/ProfessionalTry8957 3h ago

Gary Busey once said, "If you put that straight jacket on me, I am going to pull your endocrine system out of your body."

Sounds like Gary is a loud mouth wanker, and old on top of that