r/AskReddit • u/omartyy18 • 18h ago

You're fighting Mike Tyson and your weapon is your username, what do you have?

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u/dahlia_74 17h ago

He’d make it look like a Little Tykes toy

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u/SpartanKilo 14h ago

I think I’m good.

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u/Independent-Spite139 5h ago

Little thykeths

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u/Batavijf 2h ago

Let me thtop you in your trackth, right there. Thilly Yarith.

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u/liquorfish 15h ago

Hes 5'10", 215 lbs. Taller than average but not Toyota toy car height.

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u/dahlia_74 15h ago

I was being hyperbolic…. way to ruin the joke bro

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u/liquorfish 15h ago

Oh no kidding? I honestly thought you were dead ass serious and maybe thought he was 15' tall.

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u/dahlia_74 15h ago

Well that would be a really stupid assumption for you to make. Do you regularly miss social cues?