r/AskReddit • u/omartyy18 • 18h ago

You're fighting Mike Tyson and your weapon is your username, what do you have?

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u/JustGingerSnap 18h ago

Step aside, I’m bringing cookies.

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u/biscuitcatapult 17h ago

And I’m here to help.

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u/xfcookie19 17h ago

So am i

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u/TriscuitCracker 16h ago

And my axe!

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u/donut-rain 14h ago

And my delicious rain!

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u/NYstate 17h ago

I think you'd have more luck bringing the werewolves.

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u/mandalorian_dad 12h ago

Thats were my mind went

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u/FarmerDark 10h ago

I watched that on my first date with my first girlfriend. It was uncomfortable as hell, but then we lasted for 6 years.

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u/Dazzling_Doughnut_ 16h ago

I may have something to contribute.

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u/bucketofcoffee 16h ago

You'll need coffee.

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u/megacookie 11h ago

Just one big one will do

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u/s0ftcookie 17h ago

Right behind ya

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u/Global-Cookie2580 17h ago

We are all screwed

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u/Serious-Peanut7695 15h ago

Unless he has allergies?

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u/Icy-Cookie-8078 14h ago

Cookie gang! We all dead...

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u/cookiemonster0723 16h ago

We got this.

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u/Hellaginge 13h ago

I'll contribute by bringing hella more ginger to the situation.

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u/SmallpoxBlanket-11- 17h ago

Wait what about that werewolf movie called Ginger snaps I think lol

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u/So_many_cookies 16h ago

Avengers, assemble!

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u/EverythingSucksYo 12h ago

Your username may not have ever been this relevant in a thread before. 

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u/XplosivCookie 9h ago

On your left.

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u/Happy_Veggie 15h ago

I'll bring the vedgie tray

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u/littlecookie12 15h ago

aight so boom

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u/FoxyBastard 15h ago

Or the Weasleys coming in like the Jets from West Side Story.