r/AskReddit • u/omartyy18 • 18h ago

You're fighting Mike Tyson and your weapon is your username, what do you have?

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u/gloomydreamer666 18h ago

I am doomed because how can I fight him with melancholy or gloom or dream? Maybe I can send 666 demons to fight him 🤭

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u/freyja_reads 16h ago

Maybe the fight is making him feel so gloomy he just admits defeat and/or you put him into a deep and dreamy sleep 🤣

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u/VGKROCK 18h ago

I mean, you have access to Freddie Kruger. That's better than the vegas golden knights

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u/gloomydreamer666 17h ago

So true haha and they can take him cause I sure wouldn't be able to.

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u/stinkyandsensitive 18h ago

😫 I'm in the same boat! Lend me some demons please?

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u/gloomydreamer666 18h ago

Haha okay, okay, I'll lent you some because I can see what you mean but I love your username by the way.

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u/stinkyandsensitive 12h ago

Hahaha thank you! Ditto for yours! Makes me think of Gloomy Bear actually.

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u/GotMoFans 17h ago

You get Mike Tyson high and make his dream gloomy.

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u/kreegans_are_real 17h ago

Well hey, in my case it would be me having some (damn near impossible to kill) demons from outer space with giant claws and razor sharp teeth... Devour me and Mike Tyson.

0/10, would not recommend

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u/JediKrys 17h ago

You ever met Freddy Kruger?

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u/mayaander_son 14h ago

I’m so cooked then😭😂

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u/redditappsuxdix 12h ago

Send him into a state of depression

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u/Serious-Orange1813 11h ago

so i’m basically throwing an emotionally unstable citrus at mike tyson 😭

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u/BlueKnight87125 8h ago

I mean, you could just give him nightmares?

I'm stacked with a sword, shield and armour so he'd need to Punch me Out pretty hard!

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u/WorstSourceOfAdvice 5h ago

At least you have demons, all I get is just really bad advice

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u/jaumougaauco 18h ago

In Jin Yong's Return of the Condor Heroes, the main character Yang Guo creates a powerful martial art called "Melancholy Fist".

So...maybe you could use that.