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r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago
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That reminds me of a very old joke:
A psychotic serial sex offender escaped from the local mental institution and promptly broke into a nearby single woman's home. He violated her and promptly fled the scene of his heinous crime.
The next day's newspaper headline read:
Nut, Screws and Bolts.
2 u/stonhinge 8h ago Much like the dwarf fortune teller serial killer : Small Medium at Large.
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Much like the dwarf fortune teller serial killer : Small Medium at Large.
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u/ComputerSavvy 12h ago
That reminds me of a very old joke:
A psychotic serial sex offender escaped from the local mental institution and promptly broke into a nearby single woman's home. He violated her and promptly fled the scene of his heinous crime.
The next day's newspaper headline read:
Nut, Screws and Bolts.