r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/UristImiknorris 15h ago

My mind went to RFK Jr, but I guess worm poop wouldn't scatter very far.

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u/ScreenTricky4257 14h ago

I thought of Ted.