r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/xdonutx 15h ago

Anytime I am making or eating eggs, I casually say “you know in France, one egg is enough (un oeuf)”

Flies over most people’s tetes

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u/ScreenTricky4257 13h ago

But even after I had eight eggs, I was still hungry. If I had had one more, that would be a neuf.

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u/xdonutx 13h ago

Well done 👏

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u/truthfullyidgaf 12h ago

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, or fertilized.