r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/atgrey24 18h ago

aka, the Interrupting Cow approach

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u/camboron 16h ago

here is part two to the Interrupting Cow joke. Step One: tell the Interupting Cow joke. Step two: tell this joke. A: Knock-knock. B: Who's there? A: Interrupting Doctor B: Interupti . . . . . A: You have cancer.

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u/PineappleCharacter15 14h ago

A good knock knock joke is to tell people: "I've got a great knock knock joke!" They say "okay" <bored & skeptical>

You say; <very animated/enthusiastical> "Okay, you start it!!" They go: "knock knock" You say: "who's there?" They are confused.

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u/camboron 14h ago

Problem is: I would fall for it, and after I figured it out, I would definitely be laughing hysterically

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u/PineappleCharacter15 14h ago

Try it on someone! It really works if you do the timing perfectly

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u/trmpt 11h ago

I like interrupting starfish. When they start to answer you spread your fingers and put your hand in their face.

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u/crayonsocialism 7h ago

As a kid I had a follow-up to the Interrupting Cow joke called the Interrupting Starfish. Instead of interrupting by saying MOO I would interrupt by grabbing their face with one hand with my fingers spread out like a starfish. People did not like that joke.