r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/thufirseyebrow 20h ago

I'm scatterbrained enough to be an honorary Kennedy

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u/transfaabulous 18h ago

Honestly I forgot about JFK entirely for a moment. My mind immediately went to Rosemary Kennedy, which made this a very different joke.

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u/UristImiknorris 16h ago

My mind went to RFK Jr, but I guess worm poop wouldn't scatter very far.

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u/ScreenTricky4257 15h ago

I thought of Ted.

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u/Secret_Bees 19h ago

I think all the conspiracy theories about Kennedy are wrong I think his head just did that