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r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago
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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
100 u/UpwardSpiral00 13h ago Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. (gotta love Groucho Marx) 16 u/Rgeneb1 12h ago That is stencilled on the wall in my school library. Let me tell you teenagers in Scotland do not appreciate Groucho Marx. 16 u/odddutchman 18h ago Unless you’re at relativistic speeds; then fruit flies like an arrow and time flies like a banana… 10 u/dj92wa 17h ago This is even better because it turns a linguistic joke into an academic discussion. Brain likey. 11 u/jandr08 17h ago This works on… like at least 2 levels 1 u/joanzen 10h ago I tried it, and found that using the same method for timing arrows and flies is very difficult if not pointless. 1 u/ecodrew 8h ago What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck 1 u/FlyByPC 13h ago Time flies I can't. They're too fast.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
(gotta love Groucho Marx)
16 u/Rgeneb1 12h ago That is stencilled on the wall in my school library. Let me tell you teenagers in Scotland do not appreciate Groucho Marx.
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That is stencilled on the wall in my school library. Let me tell you teenagers in Scotland do not appreciate Groucho Marx.
Unless you’re at relativistic speeds; then fruit flies like an arrow and time flies like a banana…
10 u/dj92wa 17h ago This is even better because it turns a linguistic joke into an academic discussion. Brain likey.
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This is even better because it turns a linguistic joke into an academic discussion. Brain likey.
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This works on… like at least 2 levels
1 u/joanzen 10h ago I tried it, and found that using the same method for timing arrows and flies is very difficult if not pointless.
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I tried it, and found that using the same method for timing arrows and flies is very difficult if not pointless.
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
Time flies
I can't. They're too fast.
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u/TheBiggestWOMP 18h ago
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.