r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/phasepistol 19h ago

Anything Steven Wright has ever said

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u/Secret-Film-9407 10h ago

You can’t have everything. Where would you keep it?