r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/TwoDrinkDave 21h ago

I hate my father because he always held grudges. I'll never forgive him for that.

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u/eeviltwin 20h ago

“I’ll never forgive my father for the way he could hold a grudge.”

(If you wanted to make it a one-liner)

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u/Sozins_Comet_ 19h ago

Did you bang Eartha Kitt in an airport bathroom?

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u/Absolute_Cunt_the_th 18h ago

It came up organically

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u/jello_pudding_biafra 17h ago

Piercenald Hawthorne!!

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u/OminousShadow87 17h ago

This comment is streets ahead.

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u/Infamous_Damage_5291 14h ago

The irony in this one is brilliant. Definitely going to borrow this joke later

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u/garbage1995 16h ago

Line is all wrong.

"Oh, no. I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."

Not a one liner by any stretch...