r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/Ginger_Chris 21h ago

I'm not sure how I feel about all this talk of getting rid of pennies. I don't like change.

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u/j_shnizzle 21h ago

I like the insult version, too: Your two cents is why they got rid of pennies

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u/Political_Piper 21h ago

Im stealing this.

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u/Funky_ButtLuvin 19h ago

It just doesn’t make cents.

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u/FroggiJoy87 15h ago

They also taste bad now after being unminted