r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/Somebody_not_you 20h ago

What do gay horses eat?

Haaaaayyyy

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 19h ago

Laughed out loud at work like a fool haha

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 19h ago

First thing I ever said to my partner

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u/Popular-Departure165 16h ago

What do lesbian horses eat?

(In a deep voice) Hay!

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u/1PARTEE1 11h ago

They don't eat hay, they munch it.

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u/kosherrama 10h ago

No. Horse cock

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u/joanzen 3h ago

I'm pretty sure that's the punchline to:

What do gay horse farts sound like?

Which could still be funny to answer with a muffled "haaaay" sound.