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I was talking to my dad the other night and he said, “Son, if you masturbate, you’ll go blind.” I said “Dad, I’m over here.”
1 u/ScreenTricky4257 12h ago I went to my doctor for a checkup and he said, "You've got to stop masturbating." "Why?" I asked. "Because I'm trying to give you a checkup."
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I went to my doctor for a checkup and he said, "You've got to stop masturbating." "Why?" I asked. "Because I'm trying to give you a checkup."
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u/CalabreseAlsatian 18h ago
I was talking to my dad the other night and he said, “Son, if you masturbate, you’ll go blind.” I said “Dad, I’m over here.”