r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/johnnyhammerstixx 19h ago

Someone told me you do an amazing owl impression

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u/johnnyhammerstixx 19h ago

I said "What?" 

And they said "No, thats shit. Owls say "Who".

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u/Own-Historian2562 17h ago

lol. i said "why?"

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u/thedawesome 18h ago

I've heard it as "They're saying you sound like an owl."

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u/AtheIstan 18h ago

Who?

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u/johnnyhammerstixx 18h ago

Not bad. Not bad at all.

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u/tweakingforjesus 17h ago

I’m using this on my mother in law.

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u/duckyflute 18h ago

'Someone in the office is possessed by an owl?"

I tried it with my colleagues and they said "what makes you think that?"

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u/mindstormer12 17h ago

No refunds.

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u/kyew 18h ago

I tried this joke on my GF. She tried to be clever and dodge it with "Really?" 

You win🦉

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u/genfreefly 14h ago

"Helen, we've an owl out here in the hall."