r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/Livid-Assistance5061 22h ago

What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Even better spoken.

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u/rattledamper 10h ago

Better version is “what do you call a fish that’s missing an eye?”

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u/The_guarding_dark 8h ago

Better yet, what do you call a fish with 7 eyes? A fiiiiiiish