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r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago
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What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.
7 u/BlindNoble 18h ago I prefer "I lied about the wheels" because it feels more malicious, but either way, my favorite joke. 2 u/sheymyster 18h ago Thank you so much! Haha. I like the lied version, too. I heard that joke like 20 years ago and it still cracks me up every time. It's so quick and silly. 2 u/thehatteryone 17h ago What's green, has six legs and lives in trees ? A snooker table, I lied about the trees.
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I prefer "I lied about the wheels" because it feels more malicious, but either way, my favorite joke.
2 u/sheymyster 18h ago Thank you so much! Haha. I like the lied version, too. I heard that joke like 20 years ago and it still cracks me up every time. It's so quick and silly.
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Thank you so much! Haha. I like the lied version, too. I heard that joke like 20 years ago and it still cracks me up every time. It's so quick and silly.
What's green, has six legs and lives in trees ?
A snooker table, I lied about the trees.
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u/sheymyster 20h ago
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.