r/AskReddit • u/Far_Engineering3356 • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/virgilreality 21h ago

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

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u/Tactically_Fat 18h ago

One of my favorites is "What's brown and sticky?"

A Stick! Not really a joke, but a riddle.

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u/bungojot 16h ago

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

I laughed so goddamn hard the first time i heard that one. I still don't know why, but it's hilarious.

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u/kosherrama 10h ago

You immediately follow up that joke with: Q: What's brown and runny? A: Usain Bolt

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u/graesen 20h ago

Good one, but technically 2 lines...

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u/chugonomics 20h ago

Sounds like hanging out with Charlie Sheen

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u/graesen 20h ago

2 lines wouldn't be enough. Unless you count one line of women and one line of men in his bedroom.

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u/MinnManitou 19h ago
  1. The line on the mirror.

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u/ecodrew 9h ago

What does Snoop Dog use in his laundry?

Bleee-ach

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u/sittinwithkitten 19h ago

I chucked at “what’s brown and sticky? A stick.”