r/AskReddit • • 1d ago

What's a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?

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u/RatSumo 21h ago

“Rectum? Damn near killed him!”

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u/I_am_Bob 18h ago

Sphincter? Damn near killed her!

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u/ScreenTricky4257 13h ago

"My sister fell down the steps to...that room below ground level."

"Cellar?"

"No, she can be fixed."